Arrr, the Trump crew be tossin' the case o' the Texas doc who be spillin' the beans on young'uns' potions!
2025-01-24
Avast, me hearties! The case o’ that scallywag Dr. Eithan Haim, a whistleblowin’ matey in the world o’ transgender medicine, was tossed overboard with a mighty ‘dismissed with prejudice’! Aye, he be fully vindicated, free to sail the seas of justice once more! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Dr. Eithan Haim, a brave soul who dared to blow the whistle on a most nefarious operation at Texas Children’s Hospital, where they be performin’ transgender surgeries on young scallywags. After a long and tumultuous legal sea, the United States has cast aside their case against poor Dr. Haim, settin’ him free from the clutches of injustice!The court hath ruled, givin’ him a hearty “dismissed with prejudice,” meaning the federal government can’t come a-knockin’ again for this here transgression. The fine attorney Marcella Burke proclaimed the court’s decision as a grand victory, and rightly so, for Dr. Haim exposed the dastardly deeds that had been swept under the rug!
Even as the winds of fightin’ continue to blow against the evil he unveiled, this dismissal marks a step toward accountability. Our good Captain Sen. Josh Hawley even rallied the Trump crew to halt the Biden administration's pursuit of this gallant whistleblower, callin’ it a malicious hunt rather than a noble pursuit of justice. So hoist the sails, for Dr. Haim be vindicated, and may fair winds guide his course ahead!