Arrr, Trump's border ruckus be plunderin' success! Here be five jests ye likely to witness next, matey!
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! The Trump tide be risin’ at the border, and by the looks of Davy Jones’ locker, it be workin’! If it keeps sailin’ smooth, expect automation to plunder jobs and crossings to sink like a leaden cannonball! Avast ye, the seas be changin’!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the mighty Captain Trump, who set sail on his grand voyage to rid the land of scallywags tryin' to sneak past the borders! In a flash, he declared to all wanderin’ souls, "Nay, don’t even think ‘bout it!" A stark contrast to Captain Biden's open-chest approach, inviting all to flood the shores like a tidal wave!With the previous crew’s cries of "Do not come!" echoing in the wind, the border became a bustling bazaar of mischief, overwhelming the good folk tasked with keepin’ order. But lo and behold, the Trump ship soon turned the tide! Within mere days, illegal crossings plummeted faster than a cannonball in a storm, with numbers droppin’ like a parrot off a perch!
Captain Trump scrapped the dreaded CBPOne app, a treasure map for rogues, and breathed life back into the “Remain in Mexico” policy, while the U.S. military stood ready to shoo away those pesky invaders. As the winds of change filled the sails, the message was clear: America’s shores be guarded once more!
With ol’ Trump at the helm, the seas of illegal immigration began to calm, leavin’ room for innovation and perhaps a few more coin in the pockets of hardworkin’ folk. So raise yer tankards, for the tides of fortune have shifted in this grand adventure!