Arrr, Hegseth be seein’ things that’d make a kraken laugh at the Defense Department’s truth, matey!
2025-01-25
Arrr, the new defense captain be chartin' a course that sails against the winds of neutrality! His aims be like a scallywag tryin' to paint a parrot pink when all be wantin' a fine, proper fleet that reflects the jolly crew of America! Avast, what a merry mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve tales of the new defense secretary, a scallywag with aims that be as crooked as a three-masted ship in a storm! Aye, this landlubber be settin’ sail fer a course most contrary to the sacred code of our noble military, which prides itself on keepin’ outta the murky waters of politics.