"Avast ye! Rumor sails that a scallywag's missive spilled the beans on Apple’s 2025 AI treasure map!"
2025-01-25
Arrr, matey! Word from the crow’s nest be that Apple be wantin’ to hoist their own parrot, Siri, and fancy contraptions of their makin’ to the helm! Aye, a secret map be spillin’ the beans! Let’s see if they can sail these seas without cap’n’s help!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of Apple, the scallywags what be laggin' in the treacherous waters of artificial intelligence! Aye, it seems the mighty timbers of Siri be in dire need of a good swabbin' and some polishin' up, as they be far behind the likes of Google and Samsung, who be sailin' the seas with their fancy AI treasures.Word from the crow’s nest be that Apple’s own Captain of AI, John Giannandrea, has set his sights on two grand quests: first, to make Siri as sharp as a cutlass and second, to craft some mighty fine AI models of their own. They've enlisted the help of a seasoned sea dog named Kim Vorrath to whip this digital wench into shape!
Now, it ain't all smooth sailing, for Siri, bless her circuits, has been gettin' more complaints than a shipload of scurvy sailors! The rivals be makin' merry with their clever AIs while Apple’s lass struggles to keep up. With whispers of new upgrades comin' in June 2025, we await the day when Siri can hold her own against the likes of ChatGPT and other cunning assistants. Aye, let’s hope she finds her sea legs soon, lest she be walkin' the plank! Arrr!