Arrr! The Fox News scroll be speakin' of the grand duel 'twixt Captain Musk and Sir Altman! Treasure yer popcorn!
2025-01-25
Arrr, matey! Keep yer eye on the horizon for the latest sorcery of the machines! Discover the treacherous waters and bountiful treasures AI be bringin’ now and in days to come. Don’t be a landlubber, join the crew of knowledge, or ye might miss the next grand adventure!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a wild tale of modern-day treasure hunters navigatin’ the stormy seas of AI. First off, the grand captain Musk be throwin’ shade on Trump’s grand Stargate project, claimin’ they be lackin’ the doubloons to fund their $500 billion voyage. Aye, it seems their coffers be emptier than a pirate’s rum barrel after a long night!Then we’ve got Walter Isaacson, the bard of Musk, spillin’ the beans on how the Trump crew be parleyin’ with tech giants to set sail into the world of AI innovation. But beware, me mateys! The waters be gettin’ murky with new AI tools bein’ unleashed to teach future medicos about the fine line between healthcare and politics, especially in the realm of pregnancy and abortion.
Meanwhile, Larry Ellison, the Oracle wizard, be crowin’ that this AI escapade be helpin’ brew a cancer vaccine, while Microsoft’s captain proclaims AI be the crown jewel of American exports. So, hoist yer sails and keep a keen eye on these tech tides, for they be carryin’ fortunes and follies alike! Arrr!