Arrr! Pete Hegseth be captaining the Pentagon, thanks to Vice Vance’s tie-breakin’ parley! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
2025-01-24
Arrr, mateys! The Senate be havin’ a ruckus over Captain Trump’s pick, Pete Hegseth, fer the ship’s defense! A scallywag fight ensued, with three Republicans walkin' the plank, leavin' it at 50 to 50. Vice Captain JD Vance had to swing his sword to break the tie! Avast!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale from the landlubber halls of power where the Senate be settin' sail on a tempestuous sea of votes. 'Twas Friday night when the crew decided to confirm one Pete Hegseth as the new captain of the defense ship, after a fierce battle rivalin’ any pirate skirmish on the high seas. Aye, the air was thick with accusations and tempers flared like cannon fire! Ye’d think these scallywags were fightin’ over a treasure chest, not a mere secretary position!As the final vote approached, it was tighter than a ship’s riggin’ in a storm—50 to 50, no less! Three of the Republican crew members mutinied, causin’ the good ol’ Vice President JD Vance to don his finest boots and step in to break the tie. Aye, he be the hero of this salty tale, keepin' the ship steady on her course.
And what of the fair maidens of the Senate? Two moderate Republican women, Lisa Murkowski and her matey, navigated those treacherous waters with caution. They be like the lookout on the crow’s nest, keepin’ an eye out for the looming storms ahead!
So, raise yer tankards to Pete Hegseth, the newly minted defense captain, and may his journey be as grand as a galleon on the open sea!