Arrr! In the year of our Lord 2024, many a race was done before the cannon even boomed!
2025-01-26
Arrr, me hearties! A scroll from the New York Times be sayin’ them new charts be squeezin’ the life outta fair skirmishes fer them House seats and state galleons! Aye, ‘tis like makin’ a fine rum all one flavor—where be the fun in that, I ask ye?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve stumbled upon a curious tale from the land of New York, where the scribes of the Times be spillin' tea about maps, aye—maps that be causin’ a ruckus in the political seas! It seems these newfangled charts be squashing the jolly competition for them seats in the House of Representatives an’ state legislatures. Arrr, it be a scandal most foul!