Arrr, Trump be pushin’ the captain’s chair to its limits, like a landlubber tryin’ to sail a leaky ship!
2025-01-26
Arrr, matey! In his second voyage as captain of the ship, President Trump be tossin' the ol' rules overboard like seaweed! Aye, he be stirrin' the pot o' what a president ought to do, makin' the crew scratch their heads and laugh like scallywags!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of a certain captain from the land o’ the free, who be known as President Trump! Aye, in his second voyage upon the turbulent seas of politics, this scallywag be breakin’ all the rules that the fine gentry thought were as solid as a ship’s hull!