Arrr! Christian schools be all a-ragin’, suein’ after bein’ tossed from Minnesota’s treasure map o' learnin'!
2025-01-26
Arrr, matey! Fox News Digital be a-chattin' with the fine lass Diana Thomson from the Beckett Fund for Religious Liberty. They be jabberin' 'bout Minnesota tryin' to keelhaul two Christian colleges from joinin' the dual enrollment treasure hunt! Aye, what a scallywag of a situation!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of two Christian colleges in the fair land of Minnesota, challenged by the state’s new law, which be as troublesome as a mutinous crew! This law, amended after decades of calm seas, decides to cut these fine establishments from the dual enrollment program 'cause they dare ask their students to sign statements of faith. Aye, what scallywags!Since the year of our Lord 1985, young landlubbers been set sail on a grand adventure, earning both high school and college credits at no cost. But lo and behold! In 2023, the state be setting its sights on Crown College and the University of Northwestern, claiming their faith requirements be “creepy.” Aye, the colleges be fighting back, saying this be a pure discrimination against their religious practices!
Diana Thomson, a fierce defender from the Beckett Fund, be raising the flag of justice, asserting that the Constitution guarantees these schools a place at the table. The state can’t toss 'em overboard just 'cause they uphold their beliefs! The battle rages, and if the law sails through, many a young buccaneer will miss out on the treasure of dual credits!
So, let it be known: this here fight ain't just about schooling; it be about freedom to choose, where faith and education can sail together on the high seas of learning! Arrr!