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Arrr, matey! No scallywag be swipin' this fine steed, for it be hidin' in plain ol' view! Har har!

2025-01-26

Arrr, matey! This plain ol' metal chest be givin' birth to a speedy metal steed, zippin' about like a rum-fueled ghost! It be a magical contraption, part bike, part wharf—confusin' landlubbers and makin' 'em scratch their heads like a scallywag with a treasure map!

Ahoy, mateys! Picture yerselves strollin’ the bustling streets of a city, dodgin’ graffiti'd walls and chained bicycles like a true sea rogue. As ye meander, ye might spy a humble telecom box, lookin' as ordinary as a ship’s bow in dry dock.

But lo and behold! With a mere push o' a button, this rusted contraption metamorphoses into a bonnie electric motorcycle, known as the Nomoto, or as the scallywags say, "No moto here, buddy!" A clever contrivance by the daring designer Joey Ruiter, it blends seamlessly with urban chaos, a master of disguise!

This trickster of a bike is not just a pretty face; it transforms before yer very eyes, raisin’ on wheels like a phantom ship from the depths! With no need for a kickstand, it lays flat upon the ground when parked, ready to bamboozle thieves and astonish landlubbers alike.

While it may lack mirrors and indicators, it boasts stealthy lights fit for a ghost ship. Ruiter, known for stirrin' the pot with his wild designs, declares, "I relish the clamor!" With the Nomoto, he spins a yarn of urban transportation that leaves ye wonderin' what’s next on this adventurous sea of innovation!

So, would ye dare ride a motorcycle that vanishes when parked, swappin’ the traditional for urban stealth? Aye, that be the question! Arrr!

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