"High-ranking Sea Dog o' the Justice Crew to captain the mighty crackdown on them landlubber immigrants in Chicago!"
2025-01-26
Arrr, me hearties! Emil Bove, the law-slingin’ buccaneer o’ justice, be sailin’ to the Windy City to spy on the Trump crew’s not-so-gentle push to cast out landlubbers! Aye, it be a fine spectacle of shenanigans on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ’round and lend yer ears to a tale most curious! Our bold and brash Attorney General, Emil Bove, be settin’ sail for the Windy City, Chicago, where the landlubbers be breathin’ in a storm of political mischief. Aye, he’s there to spy on the ruckus stirred up by the Trump administration’s mighty endeavor to toss the scallywags and rogues off the shores of this great nation, back to their distant lands.