"Arrr, the Eaton blaze be sparkin' all eyes on that scallywag, Southern California Edison!"
2025-01-26
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be investigatin' what kindled the fiery beast in Altadena! A jolly new moving picture be showin' sparks a-dancin' on a power line, near where the flames be brewin'. Methinks it be a case of nature's mischief, arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as I regale ye with the tale of a fiery tempest that hath besieged the fair land of Altadena, California! Aye, the good investigators be scratchin' their noggins, tryin’ to unravel the mystery o' what ignited this infernal blaze that danced like a wild sea wench upon the land.Word on the wind be that a newfangled moving picture, like a sorcerer’s spell, hath emerged, showin' some sparkly mischief a-dancin' on a power line near where the flames first took flight. Could it be a devilish act of nature, or perhaps a wayward pirate's bad luck? The townsfolk be wonderin’ if the electricity did conspire with the elements to unleash this raging beast!
As the brave souls of law and order scurry about, ye can be sure they’ll be searchin’ high and low, even in the bottle o' rum, to find the answer to this fiery riddle. So keep yer eyes peeled, ye scallywags, for the truth be out there, hidin' like a treasure chest in the deep blue sea! And remember, in the world o' fire and fury, there be no shortage of tales to spin! Arrr!