"Arrr, in me jaunt to Pacific Palisades, Trump be singin’ praises for the fire-fighters and tossin’ shade at the Democrats!"
2025-01-26
Arrr, on Friday, Captain Trump spun yarns 'bout the lads fightin' fires in California, layin' blame on the scallywags in charge! In a charred harbor, he praised the brave buccaneers of the firecrew, sayin’, “Yer firehouse be a sight to behold!” Aye, humor on the high seas!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale of the landlubber President Trump, who be spoutin' tall tales about the fine folks of California fightin' the flames! Aye, just the other day, as he be struttin' through the charred remains of Los Angeles, he laid the blame for the inferno's chaos squarely on the shoulders of the Democratic sea dogs.