Arrr, matey! LA scallywags be bellowin' at Captain Bass, "Blimey! We can't spy our ships 'neath the smoke!"
2025-01-26
Arrr, matey! Mayor Karen Bass be raisin’ the hackles of them fire-scorched swabs! She claims they can rebuild their ships ‘ere the smoke clears! But when the cap’n said it be a long wait, she retorted, “Nay, I say!” Aye, the seas be rough, but the banter be fine!
Ahoy mateys, gather 'round fer a tale of a lass named Mayor Karen Bass, who be stirrin' the pot o' controversy in sunny Los Angeles! On a fine Friday, she found herself jawin' with none other than the infamous President Trump, and lo and behold, she dropped a bombshell that had the wildfire victims scratchin' their heads like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder.This fair mayor, bless her heart, declared that them poor souls, who be left homeless by the fiery beast known as the California wildfires, could start rebuildin’ their sea shanties “right away!” Aye, ye heard me right! But hold yer horses, for those wretches hadn’t even laid eyes on the charred remains of their dwellings yet! It be like sayin’ ye can sail the seven seas without a ship, savvy?
When the good captain Trump mentioned that it might take a hefty 18 months 'fore the folks o' Pacific Palisades could hoist their hammers, the mayor shot back with a resounding “No, that will not be the case!” Aye, talk about a storm brewin' on the horizon! Looks like this meeting be more like a merry ruckus than a smooth sailin’ affair, ye savvy? So, let’s keep a weather eye on this squall, for it promises to be quite the spectacle on the shores of Los Angeles!