Arrr, Vice Captain JD Vance be givin' Big Tech a hearty warning after the CEO tossed treasure into the coffers!
2025-01-26
Arrr, matey! Vice President JD Vance be shoutin' from the crow's nest that Big Tech be still on the hot seat, even though they be rubbin' elbows at Trump’s grand shindig and tossin' gold doubloons like they be goin' outta style! Avast, the tides be turnin'!
Avast ye landlubbers! Vice President JD Vance, during a jolly chat on Sunday, be lettin’ the world know that the Big Tech crew be still "on notice," aye! When asked 'bout them tech giants who swaggered into Trump's inauguration and tossed a treasure chest o' gold coins towards the festivities, Vance was as sharp as a cutlass, claiming, “They be too big, matey!”With the likes o’ Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Cook sittin’ pretty in their seats, Margaret Brennan from CBS was keen to know if the good Vice President still had plans to shatter their power, like a cannonball on a ship’s hull. Vance said ‘tis important for Big Tech to stop their censorship or face the wrath of Trump’s leadership, which be no picnic, I tell ye!
The mighty tech lords, once at odds with the President, now found themselves cozyin’ up, raisin’ eyebrows among the media, like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder. CNN's Jake Tapper fretted about the rise of deepfakes, suggesting these five dapper gents hold the fate of truth in their hands, savvy?
In the end, Vance claimed their attendance at the soirée weren’t too grand, comparin’ their seats to his mother’s. So, me hearties, keep a weather eye on these techies, for the seas be treacherous and full of intrigue! Arrr!