Arrr! Trump's border scheme be a swift sailin' start! Congress, ye scallywags, must do three jigs for change!
2025-01-26
Arrr, me hearties! In the year of our Lord 2024, a great many landlubbers cast their votes for Captain Trump, who vowed to guard the shores and wrangle the scallywags. He’s tossed out catch-and-release like a rotten fish and set free the ICE crew from their heavy chains!
Ahoy me hearties! A mere week into President Trump’s second term, and the orders be flyin’ outta the White House like cannonballs amidst a squall! We be lookin’ at a mighty clash o’ ideologies on the high seas of politics, with Biden hoistin’ the globalist flag o’ mass migration, while Trump be settin’ sail for secure borders, decidin’ who can come aboard his vessel.Trump’s cunning plan be two-fold: First, he be cuttin’ the ties that drawin’ in illegal scallywags, and second, he’s fixin’ to evict those already lurkin’ in his hold. The Biden crew thought they could let the floodgates open with their so-called “safe pathways,” but lo and behold, it led to a veritable armada of uninvited guests!
With over 11 million rascals encountered, Trump be takin’ charge, declar’n an “invasion” at the southern border, and call’n the Mexican cartels terrorists like they be the scourge of the seven seas! He’s ordered the wall-building to commence, ended the catch-and-release folly, and set sail for a crackdown on sanctuary states.
Yet, beware! The courts be ready for a ruckus, and Congress needs to swab the decks with new laws to keep the ship sailin’ straight. In sum, if the borders be secure, talk of immigration reform might finally find fair winds! Arrr!