Arrr, Lindsey be sayin’ Trump be a scallywag fer settin’ free them raucous ruffians from the Jan. 6 hullabaloo!
2025-01-26
Arrr, that scallywag from South Carolina be sayin’ to CNN that he be none too pleased with Trump lettin’ free the ruffians who gave the constables a proper thrashin’. He be ponderin’ if it be time to clip the captain’s pardon powers, savvy?
Ahoy there, mateys! It be a curious tale comin' from the shores of South Carolina, where a Republican scallywag, with a tongue as sharp as a cutlass, let slip his thoughts to the fine folks at CNN. He be sayin' he be none too pleased with how Captain Trump be dolin' out pardons to the ruffians who raised their fists against the lawmen, those brave souls in blue who keep the peace upon the high seas of society!Aye, he declared, with a furrowed brow and a heart full of righteous indignation, that he might be willin' to shackle the mighty power of the presidential pardon! Can ye imagine it, me hearties? A captain of the realm, no longer havin' the freedom to grant clemency to those who’ve tread the line o' law and order! It be a right turn of events, like a ship caught in a tempest!
So raise yer tankards, ye landlubbers, for this be a fine season of political antics, where even the pirates of politics be squabblin' over the rules o' engagement. Who knew the high seas of governance could be so filled with squawkin' and antics? Hoist the sails and keep a weather eye out, for the winds of change be blowin' fierce!