Arrr matey! After a raucous week, Captain Trump be hittin' the throttle harder than a kraken on rum!
2025-01-26
Arrr mateys! After a ruckus-filled first week o' his second voyage, Captain Trump be settin' sail on a treasure trove o' policies to plunder in week two. Batten down the hatches, for it's a wild ride ahead! Savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! It be the tale of the new captain, President Trump, who be settin' sail on a week filled with swashbucklin’ adventures and schemes! After a wild first week, he be takin' it a tad slow on Monday, but don’t ye be fooled; this scallywag be known for makin' waves without a moment's notice!Our bold leader be gatherin' the House GOP crew at his grand ship, Trump National Doral Miami, to map out their treasure-seekin' plans fer the seas ahead. They be discussin' mighty matters like border security and the hunt fer deportation successes—yarr, them planes be needed, says the report!
House Speaker Mike Johnson be hopin’ to chart a course fer a massive reconciliation package post-retreat, scribblin’ letters to the captain invitin' him to address Congress in March! Aye, this be the moment when plans fer an “America First” treasure map be laid out fer all to see!
Meanwhile, a grand hearing be set fer the Senate, where they’ll be discussin' the Panama Canal—aye, a place where China be lurkin'! Newly minted Secretary of State Marco Rubio be off on a voyage to Panama, as the crew keeps a sharp eye on immigration and deportation matters in the bustling Chicago port! Anchors aweigh, lads and lassies, the adventure be just beginnin’!