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Avast, matey! UK chap Starmer tip his hat to Trump fer patchin' up the Gaza squabble, arrr!

2025-01-27

Arrr, the captain of the landlubbers be sayin’ the two swabs be settin’ sail for a meetin’ soon! They be jawin’ ‘bout the treasure of trade, the gold of the economy, and the wild seas of the Middle East! Avast, what a ruckus!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the grand ol’ realm of politics! Word from the prime minister’s ship—err, office—is that two mighty captains of state be settin’ sail fer a rendezvous in the near horizon. Aye, they be jawin’ about trade, the treasure chests of the economy, and the stormy seas o’ the Middle East!

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