Arrr, Tulsi Gabbard be settin’ sail on a crazy ship to join Cap'n Trump's clever crew!
2025-01-27
Arrr! Ms. Gabbard be hatched from a sneaky branch o' the Hare Krishna crew, sailin' a wild course from a proper conservative to a liberal sweetheart, then cozyin' up with the scallywag Trump! Blimey, what a rollickin’ voyage that be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass named Ms. Gabbard, who be sailin' the tumultuous seas of political tides! Born into a clandestine sect o' the Hare Krishna crew, she learned the ropes in a realm where secrets be as thick as a ship's fog! Aye, this wee wench began her voyage with a conservative compass, but lo and behold! The winds of change caught her sails and she transformed into a liberal darling, cheerin' for equality and whatnot.But wait, hold yer horses! Just when ye thought she found her true North, this crafty sea dog made a beeline for the treasure chest of Trump! Aye, the winds shifted again and she found herself allyin' with the orange captain of chaos! Talk about a twist in the tale, eh? One moment she be dancin' with the left, and the next she be chasin' after the right like a seagull after a dropped biscuit!
So here be Ms. Gabbard—an ever-changin' pirate on the grand ship of politics, swingin' her cutlass from one side to the other, leavin' us all wonderin' where she’ll anchor next! A true buccaneer of the ballot, she be! Arrr!