The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Beware ye scallywags of the sky, lest ye be tradin' yer gold for a Wi-Fi ghost ship!"

2025-01-26

Arrr matey! 'Tis a tough sailin' without the magic web in the clouds! But beware, for the skies be fraught with pryin' eyes! Heave ho, and let me share how to guard yer treasures while ye surf the high seas of the Internet!

Arrr matey! Picture this: yer on a flight, high above the briny deep, and yer scallywag of a husband be ponderin' the perils of checkin' the treasure in yer Morgan Stanley chest via the plane’s Wi-Fi. Aye, how did we survive the high seas of travel without Wi-Fi? Ah, the days of readin' dusty old magazines be gone!

But heed me words, for that Wi-Fi ain’t as secure as ye think! Hackers lurk about like ghostly buccaneers, ready to plunder yer precious information. If ye set sail without a trusty VPN, ye be askin’ for trouble! Make sure to only anchor at “HTTPS” ports to keep the dastardly hackers at bay, savvy?

Beware the treacherous AirDrop, where sneaky keyloggers lurk to capture yer every keystroke! And be wary of fake Wi-Fi networks that be mimicrin' the airline’s name – ye could be walkin’ into a pirate trap! Don’t forget to update yer devices before the voyage, and secure ‘em with antivirus shields.

Lastly, keep yer treasures private! No photo-sharin’ of yer boarding pass, lest ye be givin’ the pirates directions to yer bounty! So, sail smart, and enjoy the techy seas, ye savvy sailors!

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