"Arrr, Trump be bringin' back scallywags tossed overboard fer refusin' the COVID jab! Aye, a right jolly twist!"
2025-01-27
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Trump be settin' his quill to parchment, callin' back the sea dogs tossed overboard fer refusin' the poke against the scurvy COVID. A jolly reunion fer those brave souls, ready to sail the seas once more! Avast, let the swabs return!
Ahoy, me hearties! Word from the White House be that ol' Captain Trump be settin' his quill to parchment, intent on bringin' back the scallywags of the military who got the boot fer refusin' the cursed COVID jab! A grand Executive Order it be, commandin' the Secretary of Defense to fetch back all ye brave souls who were sent packin' for standin' firm against the vaccine.These salty sea dogs, once cast adrift, shall reclaim their former ranks, and lo and behold, they’ll be showered with back pay and benefits, like treasure found in a shipwreck! From the years of 2021 to 2023, the Biden crew, led by the former First Mate Austin, tossed over 8,000 troops into the briny deep solely fer shunning the jab. Yet, after the mandate was scuttled in 2023, but a mere 43 chose to rejoin the ranks.
During his grand debut, Trump swore he’d remedy the wrongs of the past, and now he be makin' good on that promise! So, gather 'round, ye landlubbers, for the tides be changin', and those who stood their ground might just hoist their sails once more, with gold coins in their pockets! Yarrr!