Arrr, matey! If ye be spoutin' tough words 'bout immigration, best be ready to sail the stormy seas o' action!
2025-01-27
Arrr, me hearties! Congress be needin’ to hoist the sails and send all them scallywags who’ve snuck into our fair shores back to Davy Jones’ locker! Let ‘em be walkin' the plank or scurryin’ off on their own before we raise the Jolly Roger! Yarrr!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the grand American budget seas! Each sun-up finds the Republican crew squabblin' 'bout how to chart a course for the budget reconciliation treasure, leavin' the fine folks of America hangin' like a ship in a storm! They be needin' to act with the swiftness of a cannonball, for the safety of the crew must come first, aye!The number one bounty on their list? Make sure all those scallywags who’ve slipped across our borders be rounded up and sent back whence they came! Trump’s bold mates, led by the mighty Border Czar Tom Homan, be ready to sail into action, but Congress must drop anchor and provide the doubloons! They need ships full of detention beds and a crew of agents, or the waters be too murky for swift justice!
Now, ye see, them Democrats may grumble about the cost, but they’ve spent gold on aiding the very invaders! It’s time to turn the tide, makin' those employers walk the plank if they hire illegal hands! And why not tax the gold sent back to their homelands? Aye, that’ll teach 'em to keep their treasure here!
If Congress hoists the Jolly Roger of enforcement, our shores will be safer, and the good citizens can finally breathe easy like a ship finding calm waters. So, let the Republicans heed the call and get to work, lest they be forever known as landlubbers!