The Booty Report

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"Arrr, matey! The birthright treasure be oft forgotten, but Trump be savvy to hoist the sails of doubt!"

2025-01-27

Arrr matey! The grand issue of Trump's reign be birthright citizenship! The captain be swingin' his cutlass, tryin' to scrap it with an executive decree. Aye, his argument be sound as a ship at high tide—though it be raisin' more eyebrows than a parrot on a treasure chest!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout President Trump's recent decree on birthright citizenship, which be causin' quite the ruckus 'mongst landlubbers and legal swabs alike!

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