Arrr! Trump be scribblin' a DEI doom scroll fer the gubs! Schools be walkin' the plank next, aye!
2025-01-27
Arrr, mateys! Trump be cuttin' down DEI like a scallywag on a treasure hunt! Now we must hoist the sails and rid our schools o’ it too! Those policies be sinkin' education and givin' all the gold to the leftist teacher crew! Avast, let’s plunder that nonsense!
Ahoy, me hearties! The once-mighty ship of DEI be takin' on water faster than a leaky barrel o' rum! On his first day at the helm, Captain Trump decided to scuttle those "radical and wasteful government DEI programs" in federal waters. Aye, he be raisin' the Jolly Roger against the scallywags of divisive ideologies!With the spirit of ol' MLK sailin' in his wake, Trump declared folks oughta be judged by the fiber of their character, not the shade of their skin. Savvy? And he ain't sailin' this course alone; governors like Abbott from Texas be joinin' the fray, lobbin' cannonballs at DEI in universities and K-12 seas alike!
But beware, ye landlubbers! These DEI programs be more than mere wind in the sails—they be an anchor weighin' down our schools, fillin' 'em with bureaucrats like barnacles on a ship's hull. The teachers' unions, those crafty sea serpents, be usin' DEI as a treasure map to raid our tax coffers for their own gain!
Yet hope remains! If parents be vigilant and vote with their feet, they can steer their young buccaneers toward ships that teach the basics and not the nonsense. So hoist the sails, me mateys, and let us chart a course for true education!