Arrr! The Tennessee crew be consultin’ the Trump treasure map, lookin' fer gold in the political seas!
2025-01-27
Arrr, me hearties! This Monday, we be gatherin’ fer a grand convocation, mixin’ disaster booty with two treasures fer the captain and Gov. Lee: harder laws fer landlubbers comin’ ashore and shiny school vouchers to fill the coffers! Aye, let the swashbucklin’ begin!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a grand assembly settin’ sail on the morrow’s tide, where the landlubbers in power be squarin’ off their sights on matters of great import! This here special session be kickin’ off on Monday afternoon, and it promises to be a jolly good ruckus, blendin’ disaster aid with the fiery passions of two swabs: President and Governor Bill Lee of Tennessee!Now, these scallywags be not just fussin’ over aid for the unfortunate souls caught in calamities, nay! They be also fixin’ to tighten the noose on them pesky immigration laws, makin’ sure that only the bravest of hearts can dock in their ports. Aye, the winds of change be blowin’ hard, and they be set on chartin’ a course for tougher regulations, me hearties!
But wait, there’s more! Our gallant leaders be hankerin’ for school vouchers, too! Aye, they be lookin’ to spread the treasure o' education to those who seek it. So, hoist the sails and batten down the hatches, fer this session be packed with ambition and a hearty dose of chaos! Avast, let us watch as these landlovers wrangle with their aims like a ship caught in a tempest—may the best ideas prevail, or at least provide a hearty laugh or two!