"Arrr! A wee tremor shook Boston and Maine, makin' even the stoutest pirate spill his rum! Har har!"
2025-01-27
Arrr, me hearties! No scallywags be reportin’ any injuries or loot lost after that wee tremor shook the ship on Monday mornin’. 'Twas a light quake, rare as a mermaid’s smile, and all hands are still aboard, none tossed overboard! A fine day for a rum, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this curious tale of the earth givin' a wee jiggle on the morn of Monday! A tremor, light as a feather yet as rare as a mermaid at tea, shook the ground beneath our scallywag boots, but fear not! There be nary a soul reportin' injuries or damage to the fine vessels or treasure troves of our fair port.