The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Trump crew be swappin' priorities like a scallywag tossin' out good rum, firin’ the watchdogs!

2025-01-27

Arrr, matey! The missive be as brief as a seagull’s squawk! In but two lines, the cap'n be givin’ ol’ Christi Grimm the boot, claimin’ “new tides” under Trump’s rule! Blimey, even a parrot's squawk be longer than that!

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