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Arrr, matey! The Senate be givin' the nod to Scott Bessent as the keeper o' the doubloons! Ha-ha!

2025-01-27

Arrr, matey! Bessent, that scallywag hedge fund captain, be takin’ the helm as the 79th Treasure Secretary o’ the land! He’ll be chartin’ course fer Trump’s shiny doubloons and grand schemes. Hoist the sails and let the gold flow, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank! Avast!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale of high seas and high finances! Arrr, 'tis none other than Bessent, a crafty hedge fund captain, who’s sailed his way into the position of the nation’s 79th Treasury Secretary! Aye, the wind be at his back, blowin’ him straight into the heart o’ President Trump’s grand economic fleet!

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