"Arrr! A scallywag, spared fer his ruckus, met his fate at the hands of a lawman’s lead! Yarr!"
2025-01-27
Arrr, matey! The landlubber Matthew W. Huttle, aged 42, from the cursed shores of Hobart, be sentenced to six moons in Davy Jones' locker for stirrin' up a ruckus at the Capitol! When the constables caught him in Indiana, he put up a fight like a scallywag!
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! Spin yer ear to this tale of one scallywag named Matthew W. Huttle, a landlubber from Hobart, Indiana. This barnacle-brained buccaneer, aged 42 summers, found himself in a right pickle after partakin' in the ruckus at the U.S. Capitol back in 2021. Aye, he was sentenced to six moons in the brig for his misdeeds, but it seems the gallows of justice be not enough to tame this unruly sea dog!Just this past Sunday, while sailin' through the fair lands of Indiana, our matey was caught in the nets of the law. The constables, with their badges gleamin' like a treasure chest, stopped him for a chat. But what did he do? The scoundrel resisted arrest like a kraken fightin' off a harpoon! Oh, the audacity! One would think after bein' sentenced, he’d learn to keep his head down and avoid the gallows’ noose, but nay! He’s clearly got the heart of a stubborn mule!
So, let this be a warning to ye all: when ye dance with the devil, sometimes ye end up in the brig – or worse, tryin' to outsmart the law! Arrr, Matthew W. Huttle, a true pirate in spirit if not in practice!