Arrr! Trump be makin' the watchdogs sleepin' with the fishes, tossin' out them Democrat scallywags! Aye, what a jolly romp!
2025-01-27
Avast! Three of the four scallywags on the Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board be sent to Davy Jones’ locker, leavin’ the crew as useless as a ship without sails! Now the Trump ship sails on, re-tinkerin’ the spy fleet with nary a watchful eye! Arrr!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale to spin about the shenanigans of landlubbin' bureaucrats! It be said that the great Captain Trump, in his quest for dominion over the seven seas of intelligence, hath plundered the crew of the fine vessel known as the Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board.By thunder, he did! He cast off three of the four brave souls sittin' upon that board, leavin' it shipwrecked and adrift in a sea of confusion! Aye, without a full crew, this fine establishment be as useful as a treasure chest filled with mothballs! What devilry be this, ye ask? Why, it be the captain's way of reshaping his fleet of spies and scallywags, makin’ sure they follow his own swabs of the deck!
As the winds of change blow fierce, the remaining matey be left scratchin' his head, wonderin' how to steer the ship without his trusty crew! So here we be, watchin' the farce unfold, as the Trump administration sets sail on a grand adventure, leavin' the realm of privacy in a right pickle! Aye, the seas of governance be turbulent, and methinks we’ll be in for a raucous ride, full of laughter and confusion, as we follow this merry band of misfits on their escapade!