"One doubloon, two doubloons, I be not bothered! Trump vows to hoist that grand treasure 'o bills, come what may!"
2025-01-27
Arrr, matey! Trump be sayin' Congress needs to decide if his grand policy treasure be fit fer one mighty scroll or two! Aye, this be causin' a ruckus 'mongst the scallywags in both the House and Senate! Ho ho, the winds be shifting!
Ahoy, me hearties! President Trump be makin' grand promises to the House Republicans at his swanky Doral golf course, claimin' they’ll seal the U.S. border tighter than a ship’s hull! Arrr, he be speakin' of a reconciliation package to fund a mighty increase in border security and sweeten the deal with retention bonuses fer ICE and the brave border patrol lads.But lo and behold! There be a squabble among the Republican crew whether to hoist one grand bill or split it into two smaller ones. Trump, with a wink o' the eye, says he don’t care if it be one or two — as long as they sail toward the same treasure trove of results! He be itchin’ to work on the largest heap of tax cuts this side of the seven seas, extendin' the cuts from his past adventures ‘fore they vanish like a ship in the fog!
Yet, the Senate scallywags be pushin’ for quick action with two bills, while House mates prefer one hefty treasure chest. Tim Scott, the noble captain of the National Republican seas, be sayin' results matter more than the riggin’ o’ the ship! So, whether they find their booty in one go or two, it be high time they bring home some gold fer the people! Arrr!