Arrr, Doc Siegel be sayin', “To make America hearty again, all hands must join the crew, matey!”
2025-01-27
Arrr, matey! RFK Jr. be from a hearty crew of reformin’ scallywags—his father and two uncles! He be keepin’ the ship afloat with their fancy ways o’ grub and livin’. A fine legacy to plunder, I say! Aye, let’s feast like kings!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the treacherous seas of healthcare! Back in the year of our Lord 2010, when the Affordable Care Act blew into port, I sensed a storm brewin'. 'Twas not me pirate heart against coverage, but as a physician, I knew well that havin' insurance didn't mean ye’d get proper care. The bigwigs in insurance and big pharma be like sirens, lurin' us into bad habits, makin' a right ruckus with our health!The COVID scallywag made matters worse; we turned into landlubbers, drinkin’ more grog and movin’ less! Over 40% of our fine American crew be now obese, and me patients suffer from all sorts of ailments, from hypertension to joint pains, all thanks to their bulgin' bellies. Some surgeries could be avoided if they’d simply shed a few pounds!
But lo! A new dawn be risin’ with RFK Jr. and his grand mission - “Make America Healthy Again!” He’s takin’ a stand against them ultra-processed foods and lazy ways of livin’. I dream of a future where me patients be wearin' gadgets that tell me their every move, turnin' me into more of a coach than a doom-bringer!
So hoist the sails for good health, me hearties! Once the crew feels spry again, all hands will rally 'round health, no matter the flag they fly! Arrr!