Arrr, matey! Shipley be sayin' Trump’s pardons be as rightful as a parrot on me shoulder!
2025-01-27
Arrr, matey! William Shipley, a scallywag of a former prosecutor, be claimin' that Trump’s grand pardons be just as gold as a doubloon! He sez them dastardly government folk trampled on the due process rights of his January 6 crew. Avast, justice be a slippery fish!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of courtrooms, where Robert Redford played a scallywag attorney in the flick "Legal Eagles." Picture this: the gallant Tom Logan stands before the jury, hands raised like a flag adrift on the open seas, askin’ if they reckon his client be guilty. The crowd be a mix of hand-raisers and confused landlubbers, with one brave soul wonderin’ if a trial be in order first. To which Logan replies, "Aye, let’s have a trial, just to convict her!" Har har!Now, fast forward to the ruckus of January 6, where 90 souls found themselves in a tempest of legal trouble. With Trump hoistin' pardons like a pirate flag, many a critic be shoutin’ 'foul!' But hold yer horses! The law be not just about guilt; it’s about the sacred process of due process, ye savvy? Aye, thousands of hours of footage be available, yet the folks be clueless about the real courtroom shenanigans.
In this grand saga, the Biden Justice Department turned the ship around, refusin' requests for a fair trial in the defendants' home ports, insistin’ they face the judges right by the Capitol. After 42 months of defendin’ these scallywags, I can tell ye, the due process rights were tossed overboard! So, buckle yer swash and brace yerselves; the truth be more twisted than a sailor’s knot!