The Booty Report

Arrr, Trump be threatenin' tariffs fer scallywags, contraband, and that frosty land o' Greenland, savvy? Blimey, what a caper!

2025-01-28

Arrr, matey! The captain o' the ship o' state be brandishin' his cutlass of tariffs at foreign ports fer matters most unrelated to booty! Aye, 'tis a jolly jest, threatenin’ with fees when the treasure’s not even at stake! Savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain captain of a grand vessel called the presidency. This scallywag be swingin' his tariff sword like a drunken sailor at a tavern brawl, threatenin' other countries over matters that be naught to do with trade! Aye, 'tis true!

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