Arrr, Kash Patel be a loyal matey, but methinks the F.B.I. be sailin' a bit too close to Trump’s treasure!
2025-01-28
Arrr, matey! In Trump’s first voyage, seekin' loyalty be like catchin' fog in a net! Now, he’s fillin' the crew with true-hearted scallywags. At the F.B.I., it be like sailin' against the stormy seas of tradition, savvy? A merry jape, indeed!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the high seas of politics! In the days o' President Trump’s first voyage, he sought the loyalty o' his crew, but alas, it weren’t a smooth sailin’, savvy? The winds o' personal allegiance blew against him, leavin' him a bit stranded on the shores o' trust.Now, as he sets his sights on the grand helm once more, he be takin' a new tack. Instead o' castin' nets for any ol' fish, he be stockin' his ship with true loyalists, those scallywags who fear not the storm o’ dissent! Aye, this be a bold course, especially for the fine crew at the F.B.I., known fer their storied history, like legends of olde. They’ve weathered many tempests in their time, and now Trump be jostlin’ the very foundations o’ their ship!
So hoist the sails and prepare for a raucous ride, fer in the world o' politics, it be not just about the treasure ye seek, but the loyal mates ye gather along the way! May the winds be ever in yer favor, and may ye find yer loyal crew amidst the waves o' bureaucracy!