Arrr, Trump be sayin' the Navy stormed California to free the waters, but the landlubbers be sayin' 'tis a tall tale!
2025-01-28
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be spoutin’ tall tales 'bout the military brewin' up a water storm in California! But lo, the water wizards of the state be callin’ him a scallywag! “The days o' the fake sea-spray be done!” he bellows. Drink up, ye landlubbers!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain landlubber known as President Trump, who be makin’ quite the ruckus on a fine Monday night! He declared, with all the pomp of a cap’n at sea, that the mighty U.S. Military had stormed into the fair state of California and, lo and behold, they had turned on the water like it were a tap in Davy Jones’ locker!With a flourish fit for a captain of the high seas, he proclaimed on some contraption called Truth Social that the waters from the Pacific Northwest be flowin’ freely once more, all thanks to his grand Emergency Powers. Aye, he bellowed that the days of lettin’ “Fake Environmental” matters get in the way of good ol’ H2O for the good folk be over! He encouraged the landlubbers to “enjoy the water,” as if it were a bounty of rum from a treasure chest.
But hold yer horses! The wise water officials of California be raisin’ their eyepatches and sayin’ nay to this claim. They be assertin’ that there be no military magic afoot, and it all be a bit of bluster! So there ye have it, mateys! A tale of water, power, and a pinch of pirate humor upon the seas of politics!