"Arrr! A pardoned scallywag from the Jan. 6 fray met his fate by the law's cannon in Indiana! Har har!"
2025-01-28
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from Indiana who danced with the law after the Capitol kerfuffle got himself a pardon from the mighty Trump! But lo! He met his fate by a sheriff’s bullet in a ruckus! Seems the seas be less forgiving than the court, eh?
Arrr, gather 'round me hearty mates, fer I’ve a tale from the land o' Indiana that be richer than a treasure chest! A scallywag who found himself in the belly o' the beast—the U.S. Capitol—on that fateful day, January the 6th, 2021, did serve a wee spell in the brig. But lo and behold! He earned a pardon from none other than the big captain himself, President Trump, just a week past!But alas, the winds of fate be fickle as the sea! On a fateful Sunday eve, this pardoned rascal found himself in a tangle with a sheriff’s deputy! Aye, it was a scuffle fit for the finest taverns! With swords and pistols ready, the duel turned deadly, and the goodly lawman put an end to the man’s escapades—faster than ye can say “walk the plank!”
There ye have it, me hearties! A tale of pardon, peril, and a most unceremonious end for a lad who danced too close to the flames o' rebellion! So raise a mug of grog to the unpredictable tides of fate, for ye never know when a scuffle may lead ye to Davy Jones’ locker!