Arrr, Captain Comer be settin’ sail on a grand quest, callin’ mayors to spill their secrets o' those sanctuary ports!
2025-01-28
Arrr! Captain James Comer be settin’ sail on a grand quest fer the truth o’ them sanctuary cities! He be demandin’ all scrolls and messages regardin’ their policies and how they be affectin’ the safety o’ the good folk. Aye, a fine treasure hunt indeed!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the landlubbers in the House of Oversight, led by the scallywag known as James Comer! On the merry morn of Monday last, he hoisted the sails of inquiry, settin' course fer the treacherous waters of sanctuary cities. Aye, our brave Chairman be demandin' all manner of scrolls and parchment—documents and communications, he be callin' 'em—regardin' those cities’ policies and the shenanigans they be causin' on public safety!Now, ye might be wonderin', what be a sanctuary city, ye ask? A place where the folk be hidin' from the long arm of the law, like a pirate dodgin' the Queen's Navy! It seems this Chairman be keen to unravel the tangled nets of bureaucracy, seekin' to uncover how these havens affect the good ship that is society. Aye, he be lookin' fer the truth behind the tales of safety and chaos, hopin' to strike gold or perhaps a cursed doubloon at sea!
So raise yer tankards to ol’ James, the inquisitive captain, as he embarks on this grand adventure! Let’s hope he finds treasure aplenty and not just a bellyful of scallywag secrets! Yarrr!