Arrr, the mayor o' Pittsburgh be sayin', “Nay, I shan't aid the ICE scallywags! The townsfolk be shakin’ in their boots!”
2025-01-28
Arrr, Mayor Ed Gainey be spoutin' to the Pennsylvania Press Club that he’ll be shunnin’ the scallywags of ICE! Instead, he’ll be craftin’ a fine harbor in Pittsburgh that be as welcome as a treasure chest o’ rum! Yarrr, let the good times roll!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the bustling port of Pittsburgh! Mayor Ed Gainey, a fine captain of his ship, declared on a foggy Monday morn that he shan't be workin' with the scallywags of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, known to landlubbers as ICE. "Nay," he proclaimed, "we be makin' our city a haven for all, not a battleground!"With a twinkle in his eye, Gainey spouted that ICE be like a ship with holes—ain't gonna solve the immigration tempest but rather cast fear upon the good folk. "What we needs," he bellowed, "be a fair passage to citizenship!" He implored the powers that be to change the laws, sayin', "Where's the appetite to do it right, me hearties?"
He vowed to keep the Pittsburghers feelin' welcome, workin' hand in hand with local organizations instead of lettin' the dreaded ICE trample through the city with their hooks out. While other mayors might dance with the immigration beast, Gainey stands firm at the helm, shoutin' “No hate, no division!”
So, hoist yer sails and toast to a port where all can feel safe, fer Captain Gainey be chartin' a course towards kindness on the high seas of immigration!