Arrr, matey! Even ol' Trump, Musk, and I be singin' the same shanty! I’ve got 30 tricks up me sleeve!
2025-01-28
Arrr, matey! We be trimmin' the ship’s sails by slashin' our spendin', but let’s not be forgettin’ to make those scallywag millionaires and billionaires cough up their doubloons! Fair share, I say! Or we’ll be settin’ sail for fiscal doom! Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of treasure, waste, and the merry band o’ misfits led by President Trump and Elon Musk. Yarr, they be agreein’ on one thing: the government be tossin’ away a fortune like a drunken sailor at a tavern! I’ve donned my eyepatch and set sail to rid the seas of this waste, but let’s keep the bounty for the good folk like our elderly and veterans, aye!Now, Musk promised to trim the sails by a hefty $2 trillion, but he be already shrinkin’ that treasure to $1 trillion without even liftin’ a cutlass! Me hearties, we can save more doubloons without tossin' our kin outta their homes or raisin' their insurance. I’ve got a whole treasure map of 30 cunning plans to do just that!
For example, the Department of Defense be payin’ an arm and a leg for soap dispensers—7,500% more than ye pay, ye scallywags! And those health insurance pirates be robbin’ seniors blind, overcharging folks by a staggering $140 billion! We need to grab these greedy scoundrels by the collar and make 'em pay their due! So, me hearties, if Musk and Trump be willin’ to join me crew, we can cut the waste, save the treasure, and keep the wind in our sails! Yarrr!