Arrr! Colombia's captain greets the first wave of wayward souls, after bickering with that landlubber Trump! Aye, what a jest!
2025-01-28
Arrr, matey! Colombia be throwin’ a grand shindig fer the first lot o’ scallywags sailin' back home! The captain o’ the land be shoutin’, “Fear not, ye landlubbers! They ain’t no rogues!” Aye, just a merry crew of wayward souls seekin' a warm spot on the shore!
Ahoy mateys! Gather round fer a tale of Colombians and a fierce squabble with yon land of the free! Colombia be raisin' its sails to accept a fair few deported scallywags, not as criminals, but as lost souls returnin' to their cherished homeland, says their captain, President Gustavo Petro!Just a couple sunrises after President Trump threatened to unleash a cannonade of tariffs upon Colombia, the first flights of returned rogues landed in Bogota, with 201 souls aboard from lands far, far away! Trump be callin' these folk "illegal criminals," while Petro insists they be but human beings seekin' a better life, arrr!Amidst threats of 25% tariffs and bans on Colombian officials, the Colombian leader found himself in a stormy sea of political pressure and quickly turned his ship around, acceptin’ all manner of deported souls, even those shackled like pirates caught in a storm!Trump, smirkin' like a cat that ate the canary, proclaimed victory for his “FAFO” style o' governin', celebratin' his power over the once-resilient Colombia. They be all singin’ a merry tune, while the U.S. continues showerin' gold upon Colombia for years to come, a true partnership forged in tumult! Yarrr, what a world we sail in!