Arrr! Senate be raisin’ a tankard fer Trump’s matey Sean Duffy as the ship’s navigator of transport!
2025-01-28
Arrr, mateys! Former Rep. Sean Duffy be spillin' the beans to the landlubbers, sayin' his finest treasures in the Department of Transportation be keepin' them flying ships and roadways safe 'n sound! Aye, 'tis a noble quest for smooth sailin' and flyin' without a hitch!
Arrr, me hearties! The grand Senate, filled with fine scallywags, hath confirmed the captain of the Transportation ship, one Sean Duffy, chosen by the president of the land, Donald Trump! Aye, this here lad from Wisconsin sailed through with a hearty bipartisan cheer of 77 to 22. At his audience before the Senate Commerce crew, Duffy laid out his grand plans for smooth sailing in the realms of aviation and highway safety, aiming to mend the ruckus with air traffic controllers and that cursed Boeing, which be in stormy seas after some mighty mishaps. He jested, "No federal agency be more important to the landlubbers than ours!"Duffy vows to gather the best air traffic navigators and bring forth newfangled tech to modernize the skies. He be keen on rebuilding the Interstate 40, which be a mess after Hurricane Helene, and promised Senator Ed Markey that the investigation into that rogue Tesla's self-driving contraption would continue. Aye, a fine start for this new captain of the highways!So, raise yer tankards to Sean Duffy, the new Transportation chief, as he sets sail to steer the good ship America through turbulent waters!