"Arrr, them FEMA landlubbers be lost at sea! Let the good folk steer the ship now, I say!"
2025-01-28
Arrr, in the wild lands of Carolina, FEMA be as useful as a ship without a rudder, flounderin' 'mongst them treacherous hills! The local lads know every crag and crevice like a parrot knows its perch, but FEMA? They be lost as a mermaid in a desert! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys of Western North Carolina! The scallywags at FEMA be causin' a right ruckus, leavin' our fine folk in a pickle, and it ain’t just the landlubbers who be complainin’. Even President Trump, that bold captain of the seas, be callin’ fer the agency to find its way to Davy Jones’ locker or get replaced with somethin’ far more useful.Vice President JD Vance, while chattin' on the good ol' "Face the Nation," declared that FEMA be "often a disaster," not workin' with the local lads and lasses to dish out the aid they need. Aye, ‘tis a truth universally acknowledged that the folk in Asheville be sayin’, “They just can’t get what we need, where we need it!”
These bureaucratic landlubbers be like generals who can read maps but can’t navigate the treacherous terrain of the mountains. While folks on the ground be usin’ their smarts to figure out paths, the map readers be makin’ a right mess of things! Back in the day, wise commanders let their troops lead from the ground, but alas, FEMA be stuck in their ivory tower.
So as the good folk of North Carolina be weatherin' this storm, here’s hopin’ our fearless leaders know to trust the men and women who walk the streets, not just those with fancy degrees and maps. Arrr, let this be a lesson learned in the stormy seas of governance!