Arrr! Quakers be settin' sail against Trump's decree, claimin' no raiding in holy havens fer the scallywags!
2025-01-28
Arrr, matey! On the 26th o' January, a band of Quaker scallywags took the Trump crew to court over their dastardly plan to nab landlubbers in holy havens! 'Twas a right uproar, as they be tryin’ to plunder them in their sacred ships! Blimey, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of high seas and legal battles, where the pirates be wearing suits instead of eye patches! Yarr, on a fine day in January, the good folk of the Quaker crew set sail in the courts, takin' aim at the Trump administration's dastardly decree. Aye, it be a policy that let federal scallywags snatch up poor souls in places of worship, which be as lowdown as stealin' a parrot from a fellow seafarer!These brave Quakers, known fer their peaceable ways, cried foul 'gainst this new law, which turned sacred spaces into hideouts for the lawless. They be fightin' fer the rights of those good folk who just wanted to pray without fear of bein' dragged off to Davy Jones’ locker by ICE agents. 'Twas a dark and stormy time, as the Trump crew swung their cutlasses to enforce a mighty immigration crackdown that left many quakin' in their boots!
So, as the court battles rage like a tempest at sea, one can only wonder if the winds of change will favor the Quaker ship or if they’ll be left adrift, navigatin’ the treacherous waters of government policy. Aye, mayhaps there be a treasure trove of justice awaitin' at the end of this grand adventure!