A tipsy landlubber wallops a cabby, nabs the chariot, then crashes ‘gainst a stationary vessel! Arrr, what a ruckus!
2025-01-28
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from New York City be hittin' a cabbie on Monday, then makin' off with his chariot for a merry jaunt! But alas, the winds turned foul, and he crashed the cursed vessel miles away! A right jolly misadventure, if ye ask me!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale most jolly from the shores of New York City, where a scallywag named Mame Gueye, a 25-year-old knave from the Bronx, found himself in a pickle of his own making. It be a night of rum and revelry when our drunken rogue hopped into the yellow chariot of a 47-year-old cabbie, only to have his coin purse betray him when his card was declined!In a fit of fury, Gueye did push the poor driver to the ground and choked him like a fish that be gasping for air. With a hearty laugh and a glint of mischief in his eye, he commandeered the cab and set sail on a joyride, leaving the driver in a right state of confusion!
But alas, this merry adventure was cut short when the stolen vessel, in a crash most unfortunate, collided with a parked vessel of iron on the Upper East Side! Gueye, thinking he could flee like the wind, was chased down by the law and caught quicker than a seagull on a chip.
Now, this rascal faces a storm of charges: robbery, grand larceny, and a whole host of drunken misadventures. So heed this warning, ye landlubbers, for a night of too much grog can lead ye down a treacherous path! Yarrr!