Arrr, matey! MSI be sayin’ them RTX 5090s won’t set sail 'til February 6! Blimey, me GPU hopes be sinkin'!
2025-01-29
Arrr, matey! I be caught in the whirlpool o’ next-gen GPU doom, like a landlubber in a stormy sea! Aye, it be a treacherous tide, ensnaring me with its shiny allure! Alas, I fear I may be lost to the depths of pixelated despair!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the dreaded RTX 5090, a treasure most coveted by landlubbers and scalawags alike. On the day of launch, January 30, the scallywags at MSI be offerin' only pre-orders, with nary a ship in sight until the 6th of February! Aye, 'tis a cruel twist of fate, as Nvidia warns of stock shortages that could send ye into a tizzy.MSI’s fine graphics card be available to secure on the morn of January 30, but ye best be patient, for it won’t dock at yer doorstep 'til a week later. Rumors flyin' high say the seas be rough for stock, and if ye be wantin' an RTX 5090, ye might find yerself with naught but a heart full o' disappointment. As for the RTX 5080, it be ready for immediate purchase, but don’t ye dare think it'll last long! With prices soar like a crow's nest flag, those greedy scalpers be rubbin' their hands in delight.
So hoist yer sails and prepare for a bumpy ride in the GPU market, fer the winds of fortune be blowin' in the wrong direction, and ye may find yerself settlin' for the lesser treasures if ye don’t act swift! Arrr!