"Arrr! This here blood river be conjured in a wizard's cave with the bits o' real scallywag flesh!"
2025-01-29
Arrr, matey! The FDA be givin’ the ol’ thumbs up to a magical tube o’ blood! It be settlin’ into a landlubber’s body quicker than a seagull on a chip, meant to mend the poor souls who’ve had a run-in with misfortune! Avast, what sorcery be this?
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the land o’ the landlubbers, where the FDA, a mighty fine crew o’ healers, has made a grand approval! Aye, they be givin’ the green light to a wondrous contraption—a bioengineered blood vessel, savvy?This be no ordinary vessel, mind ye! Nay, it’s not a ship to sail the seven seas, but a fancy tube that be takin’ root in the bodies of poor souls who’ve faced the wrath o’ traumatic injuries. Aye, it be designed to meld right in, makin’ it part o’ the crew, just like the scallywags that join me ship over time!