"Arrr! Karoline Leavitt’s first press meet be like a treasure map—full o' twists 'n turns, unlike the dull charts of old!"
2025-01-29
Arrr, savvy sea dogs! Karoline Leavitt, the White House's new parley master, be quick as a whip, sparrin' with the press like a scallywag in a tavern brawl, hardly glancin' at her scrolls! A 45-minute bout o' wits, and she be claimin' the crown of chatterbox!