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"Arrr! Karoline Leavitt’s first press meet be like a treasure map—full o' twists 'n turns, unlike the dull charts of old!"

2025-01-29

Arrr, savvy sea dogs! Karoline Leavitt, the White House's new parley master, be quick as a whip, sparrin' with the press like a scallywag in a tavern brawl, hardly glancin' at her scrolls! A 45-minute bout o' wits, and she be claimin' the crown of chatterbox!

"Arrr! Karoline Leavitt’s first press meet be like a treasure map—full o' twists 'n turns, unlike the dull charts of old!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve tales to spin ‘bout a lass named Karoline Leavitt, the White House’s new press secretary! Aye, she be a fiery one, settin’ sail on her maiden voyage with the media like a true buccaneer on the high seas!

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