Arrr, the mighty Gen. Milley’s crew and pass be tossed overboard, sayin' the Pentagon! A jolly good chuckle, eh?
2025-01-29
Arrr, me hearty! Retired Admiral Mark Milley, once the cap'n o' the Joint Chiefs, be now as secure as a ship with a hole! The new Defense Chief, Pete Hegseth, cuttin' his crew and hidin' his spyglass! A right jolly twist in the tale, eh?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout one Retired General Mark Milley, a scallywag who once held the grand title of chairman o' the Joint Chiefs o' Staff under both the Trump and Biden flags. Aye, this ol' sea dog has now found himself in a bit of a pickle, for the Pentagon be sayin' that his security detail has been sent to Davy Jones' locker, along with his precious security clearance!It be none other than the new captain o' the Defense ship, Pete Hegseth, who delivered the news to our beleaguered general. "Avast!" he cried, "Ye be no longer authorized to have a security detail nor shall ye carry the sacred clearance!" Aye, the words flew like cannonballs, echoing across the briny deep.
So, what be the tale behind this mutiny, ye ask? Perhaps the tides have turned and this general's ship be takin' on water! Or mayhap he forgot to pay his dues to the Navy. Whatever the reason, it seems ol' Milley has been cast adrift, left to navigate the treacherous waters of retirement without the crew he once commanded. Aye, let this be a lesson to all ye salty sea dogs: keep yer ships seaworthy and yer clearances intact, lest ye find yerself in a similar plight!